Oh, how sweet it is!

Democrats cleaned up big in off-year elections from New Jersey to California, sinking the candidate who embraced President Bush in the final days of the Virginia governor's campaign. They also turned back all four of GOP Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's efforts to reshape state government.

Arrrrgggghhhhhhhh

Radio Nosferatu - This weekend's shows

Genties and ladlemen, Friday and Saturday night will be all 80's and Goth nights on my show. Oh, yes. It is, you see, for us Olde Farte Goths who still like to get their dance on (did I really just say "get their dance on"? Ugh.) and I do believe you'll enjoy yourselves.

I'm also letting you know that next weekend's shows will be something to stagger the imagination, and I do mean stagger. Because, you see, I'll have my spankin' new DVD of Showtime's Reefer Madness The Movie Musical. Mayhem, chi'dren, shall ensue.

Creeping like a communist, its knocking at our doors.
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores.
Voraciously devouring the way things are today.
Savagely deflowering the good old usa.
Its Reefer Madness... Reefer Madness...
Reefer Madness... Reefer Madness...
Oh SO MAD!

See the kids! Precious kids!
Yes, their heads are on the chopping block and someone's got to dare to take a stand...
Can't ignore... Anymore...
It could be your son or daughter, with a deadly stick of reefer in their hand...

Heading straight for...
REEFER MADNESS! REEFER MADNESS!
REEFER MADNESS! REEFER MADNESS!
Save our kids!

Stealthy as a socialist, it slithers up our shores.
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores.
This smoking bowl of evil bares the choking stench of sin. It burrows like a weevil under tender Christian skin.

Its reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Oh, so, mad!

Pull the wool.. from your eyes...
We're in need of righteous soldiers
for this merry wonder has to be destroyed.
Fight the urge of this scurge!
It's destructive but seductive!
So some drastic measures have to be employed.
Put an end to...

Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Oh, so, mad!

Deadly as the democrats that empty out our stores!
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores!
Teenagers across the land are glazed and oversexed!
If you fail to draw the line your babies will be next!

Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Oh, so, mad!

Tell your children! Reefer madness!
Fight the menace! Reefer madness!
Kill the devil! Reefer madness!
Save the country! Reefer madness!
MADNESS! MADNESS! MADNESS! MADNESS!
Reefer's made us crazy barking MAD!