: We're back, folks!
: THAT'S RIGHT, BROTHER, WE.. oh, who am I kidding? They know I'm a philosopher at heart.
: Don't say it.. please don't say it.
: Because anything else would be uncivilized!
: *sigh* Anyway, we have a few questions to get to and one in particular I want to save for last.
: Riiight. We had to make special arrangements for that one, so let's get it. Question one:
Reading this entry broke my brain... any advice for that?: Duct tape.
: Duct tape?
: It's the handyman's secret weapon!
: I thought the handyman's secret weapon was lots of lub.. uh, I better stop right there.
: Good call.
Hulk - what was shoved up your ass to make you look like that?: Look at the icons, lady. You see the look on his face and you see the look on my face. Which one is smiling? Do the math, ifyaknowhatImean.
: Ahead warp factor five, indeed. One more for the Hulkster, it seems:
Hulkster, how do you manage to get your skin to stay that particular shade of orange?: I am the secret love child of Godzilla and a grove of orange trees... well, okay, not really. The real answer is George likes carrots to an almost unhealthy degree, and, well.. see the previous question?
: We'd better wait a second while the audience has a group heave and vows never to eat another carrot as long as they live.
: Okayyyy, now for the main event, the question we made special arrangements for.
: Right, here goes:
Is it true, Takei, that you're just jealous of my... err.. Shatner's and Nimoy's illicit love affair? - signed NOT SHATNER, REALLY, I PROMISE. Excuse me.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
: You can come out now.. uh.. bad choice of words. Sorry.
: BILL! You don't call, you don't write.. what's a girl supposed to think?
: Heh heh. Eat that one, Feldork and Shat-For-Brains. Oh, wait.. YOU ALREADY DID! BWAhahahahaha! Shatner is a closet case! Shatner is a closet case!
: See ya next time, Hulakamaniacs!
