docwebster | Georgie and Hulkykins answer your questions!

: We're back, folks!

: THAT'S RIGHT, BROTHER, WE.. oh, who am I kidding? They know I'm a philosopher at heart.

: Don't say it.. please don't say it.

: Because anything else would be uncivilized!

: *sigh* Anyway, we have a few questions to get to and one in particular I want to save for last.

: Riiight. We had to make special arrangements for that one, so let's get it. Question one: Reading this entry broke my brain... any advice for that?

: Duct tape.

: Duct tape?

: It's the handyman's secret weapon!

: I thought the handyman's secret weapon was lots of lub.. uh, I better stop right there.

: Good call. Hulk - what was shoved up your ass to make you look like that?

: Look at the icons, lady. You see the look on his face and you see the look on my face. Which one is smiling? Do the math, ifyaknowhatImean.

: Ahead warp factor five, indeed. One more for the Hulkster, it seems: Hulkster, how do you manage to get your skin to stay that particular shade of orange?

: I am the secret love child of Godzilla and a grove of orange trees... well, okay, not really. The real answer is George likes carrots to an almost unhealthy degree, and, well.. see the previous question?

: We'd better wait a second while the audience has a group heave and vows never to eat another carrot as long as they live.

: Okayyyy, now for the main event, the question we made special arrangements for.

: Right, here goes: Is it true, Takei, that you're just jealous of my... err.. Shatner's and Nimoy's illicit love affair? - signed NOT SHATNER, REALLY, I PROMISE. Excuse me.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

: You can come out now.. uh.. bad choice of words. Sorry.