Oh my f***ing God..

Big Giant Head (aka Bill Orally. I mean O'Reilly) was on The Colbert Report tonight. Colbert intro'd Ted Baxter who gets a boo from the audience. Bill actually made a pretty good crack about the boo coming from Jon Stewart. Colbert responds with it couldn't be because he has a restraining order on Jon. Then Colbert lowers the boom:

"The man was a sexual predator. You have no idea what that's like!"

For a long moment, the camera lingered on O'Reilly's face..

It pretty much went downhill for Billo from there. So yes, just because I can and because mental midgets like O'Reilly don't deserve any respect, I follow in the footsteps of Keith Olbermann and proclaim the following: Bill O'Really?, today's Worst Person In The World!

You'll get a punch up the conk, Wal!

One of the splendid bits I'll be running on the show tonight is the all leather Goon Show. Tonight, the Beeb Beeb Ceeb's hand picked idiots will bring you the frightful of the Mysterious Up The Conk Puncher!

Right! 'Round the back for the ol' modern brandy, dere!

(Grams: stampeding feet)

Radio Nose Ferret Friday Night - Quote the Doc, nevermore.

Well, two things to tell ya. Tonight's main event, in honor of the birthday of Edgar Allan Poe, is The Alan Parsons Project's immortal album "Tales Of Mystery And Imagination". When, you ask? Midnight (eastern), of course. ;)

Also, the main feed is back up (YAY!).

So let's get this mayhem underway. Go here if you need How To info.

Right! 'Round the back for the ol' modern brandy, dere!

(Grams: stampeding feet)

I'm considering writing a book

No, really. I want to call it A Confederacy Of Scum - The Rise And Fall Of The American Neo-Consvervative Movement. What I originally wanted to call it likely would have gotten me sued - A Confederacy Of Scum - The Liars, Thieves, Warmongers And Outright Criminals That Make Up The American Neo-Conservative Movement.

Plus it would have been tough to fit on the title page. ;)

Oh yeah

Show's off for tonight. Just ain't got the mojo, kids. See you tomorrow night for music, mayhem and general nekkidness.