You'll get a punch up the conk, Wal!

[docwebster]

One of the splendid bits I'll be running on the show tonight is the all leather Goon Show. Tonight, the Beeb Beeb Ceeb's hand picked idiots will bring you the frightful of the Mysterious Up The Conk Puncher!

Right! 'Round the back for the ol' modern brandy, dere!

(Grams: stampeding feet)