Oh, damn it all

They just took my grand-uncle Bob off the tubes. It's probably only a matter of time now. Damn, damn, damn. That man was bound and determined I was going to be a great baseball player when I was little. Swing and a miss on that one, Bob-o.

Poo

Seeya, ya old goat. "Take a pull on the hellhorn, an you get there before me."