Goonish fragment
Greenslade: This is the BBC Light Programme (pause) and at 2 and 6, it's a jolly nice value.
Sellers: (Hern salesman voice) Yerss, you too can buy your very own personal BBC Light Progamme for just 2 and 6. Look at these fine features - new paint job, redconditioned knees, and the world's fattest midget Harry Sneezegroin singing Am I Blue.
Secombe: Am I bluuueeeeeeeeeee (grams: pistol shot, bagpipes winding down) oop!
Milligan: (burr) Got 'im, right in the haggis!
Greenslade: Available at all finer dustbins. Ta.
Secombe: Yes! Now we'd like to present a tale of adventure, intrigue, and roooooomance fair!
Ellington: Yeah, they'd like to but instead you get this lot!
Greenslade: We present the Goons in the immortal tale of..
(grams: thunder, lightning, scream)
Sellers: (German accent) Frankenstein, or..!
Milligan: Yours for 2 and 6!
(to be continued)
Sellers: (Hern salesman voice) Yerss, you too can buy your very own personal BBC Light Progamme for just 2 and 6. Look at these fine features - new paint job, redconditioned knees, and the world's fattest midget Harry Sneezegroin singing Am I Blue.
Secombe: Am I bluuueeeeeeeeeee (grams: pistol shot, bagpipes winding down) oop!
Milligan: (burr) Got 'im, right in the haggis!
Greenslade: Available at all finer dustbins. Ta.
Secombe: Yes! Now we'd like to present a tale of adventure, intrigue, and roooooomance fair!
Ellington: Yeah, they'd like to but instead you get this lot!
Greenslade: We present the Goons in the immortal tale of..
(grams: thunder, lightning, scream)
Sellers: (German accent) Frankenstein, or..!
Milligan: Yours for 2 and 6!
(to be continued)