docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2009-10-15 07:20 am

Goonish fragment

Greenslade: This is the BBC Light Programme (pause) and at 2 and 6, it's a jolly nice value.

Sellers: (Hern salesman voice) Yerss, you too can buy your very own personal BBC Light Progamme for just 2 and 6. Look at these fine features - new paint job, redconditioned knees, and the world's fattest midget Harry Sneezegroin singing Am I Blue.

Secombe: Am I bluuueeeeeeeeeee (grams: pistol shot, bagpipes winding down) oop!

Milligan: (burr) Got 'im, right in the haggis!

Greenslade: Available at all finer dustbins. Ta.

Secombe: Yes! Now we'd like to present a tale of adventure, intrigue, and roooooomance fair!

Ellington: Yeah, they'd like to but instead you get this lot!

Greenslade: We present the Goons in the immortal tale of..

(grams: thunder, lightning, scream)

Sellers: (German accent) Frankenstein, or..!

Milligan: Yours for 2 and 6!

(to be continued)
ext_85396: (Goonish)

[identity profile] unixronin.livejournal.com 2009-10-15 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaaaooooooooooooowwwwwwwwooooowwwwwww!
ext_85396: (Goonish)

[identity profile] unixronin.livejournal.com 2009-10-15 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaaaooooooooooooowwwwwwwwooooowwwwwww!

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2009-10-15 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That's your pairs of owwwws complete for the day.