The next time you think you're having a bad day, consider this guy.

[docwebster]

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Comments

[madsqueeble.livejournal.com]

Could've been worse...he coulda mistaken his arm for the chicken neck or something ^^;;;;;;;

[dreamline.livejournal.com]

Whoah! I got to link to that too. The world must know!

[rikhei.livejournal.com]

O_O

That is all.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

How the hell do you confuse your own dick with the neck of a chicken that's keeping you awake? And how the hell do you not realize your error the moment you start to cut?

How drunk, or how senile, WAS this guy?

[ironheadjane.livejournal.com]

Well, I must say, it makes me reflect on the idiom, "choke the chicken."

[peachestavern.livejournal.com]

I agree. The hurtie oughta been the first clue!!!

[cymrullewes.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't the lack of feathers have been the first clue?

[peachestavern.livejournal.com]

Yeah, one would think so. First of all, I wouldn't be out trying to cut off anything when I wasn't totally aware of what I was doing. BTW, awesome icon you have there. I really like it.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Depends on what he used to cut, with an axe I should think one blow should probably sever it completely, and then the pain hits...

But I still don't see how you could get the two confused!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_synthetica_/]

EXACTLY what i was going to say.
lol