The next time you think you're having a bad day, consider this guy.

[docwebster]

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Depends on what he used to cut, with an axe I should think one blow should probably sever it completely, and then the pain hits...

But I still don't see how you could get the two confused!