*cough*hack*choke*

[docwebster]

Thus was my reaction while.. uh.. coming across this entry on Linkfilter (or wherever it was..) while eating pizza.

Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain

It weighs fifteen pounds and is two feet long, apparently.

Comments

[peachestavern.livejournal.com]

Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain

Haaahaaa...that was a good one docwebster!

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

You awful, awful man. I had to read that all the way through before it made sense. I was horrified until I realized what they meant.

[madsqueeble.livejournal.com]

Zearth and Nice are staring, senpai.

Now, aren't we all glad that there are no pictures to accompany that article?

[theater-chica.livejournal.com]

LOL...oh gods...that was too good.

England, huh?

[sailorjim.livejournal.com]

Hellfire, here in Texas, that's just middling!

[josette.livejournal.com]

And it is named.
Lots of guys have names for their cocks...

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

"...and his penises are both 6 lbs each!"

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

There's just no damn justice. Can you imagine the Freak Show episode that would have ensued if this headline had been around?

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

Damn, I wanted a picture. :/

[weekendwench.livejournal.com]

there are no words.......