docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2004-10-07 11:14 pm

*cough*hack*choke*

Thus was my reaction while.. uh.. coming across this entry on Linkfilter (or wherever it was..) while eating pizza.

Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain

It weighs fifteen pounds and is two feet long, apparently.

[identity profile] peachestavern.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain

Haaahaaa...that was a good one [livejournal.com profile] docwebster!

[identity profile] kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
You awful, awful man. I had to read that all the way through before it made sense. I was horrified until I realized what they meant.

[identity profile] madsqueeble.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Zearth and Nice are staring, senpai.

Now, aren't we all glad that there are no pictures to accompany that article?

[identity profile] theater-chica.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
LOL...oh gods...that was too good.

England, huh?

[identity profile] sailorjim.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hellfire, here in Texas, that's just middling!

[identity profile] josette.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
And it is named.
Lots of guys have names for their cocks...

[identity profile] bludfeast.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"...and his penises are both 6 lbs each!"

[identity profile] katharinakatt.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, I wanted a picture. :/

[identity profile] weekendwench.livejournal.com 2004-10-09 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
there are no words.......