Survey ahoy (lj-cut because I swore a lot in the answers)

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What is your stand on.....
Created by spyndakitrose and taken 14774 times on bzoink!
Abortion?	If you didn't impregnate the woman, you don't get to tell her what to do with the baby, bottom line. Fuck you if you don't like it.
Death Penalty?	When deserved, yes. There are just plain people who deserve to fucking die. But don't use it as a be all and end all magical bandaid for crime.
Prostitution?	Legalize it, tax it, keep them licensed and medically inspected.
Alcohol?	Yes, please!
Marijuana?	Legalize it and tax it, then see how fast the deficit goes byebye.
Other drugs?	You pays your money, you takes your chances.
Gay marriage?	Hell, yes. If you're expected to vote for president, pay taxes and lay their lives on the line for their country, then they get the same rights as heterosexuals. Period.
Illegal immigrants?	You've got two choices - get naturalized or get out and come back when you're ready to get naturalized.
Smoking?	Not me, no.
Drunk driving?	Give drunk drivers their own lane - going both ways. Five words: Chlorine in the gene pool.
Cloning?	Why not?
Racism?	For mental midgets and pathetic losers who have the intelligence of fire ants.
Premarital sex?	Yes, please!
Religion?	As long as you don't try to force yours on me, more power to ya.
The war in Iraq?	Great Big Fat Hairy Mistake
Bush?	Utter fucking fool who needs to be clubbed in the head with a rolled up copy of the Constitution.
Downloading music?	That genie's already out of the bottle. The music industry better get with it, or they'll only be selling to themselves.
The legal drinking age?	18. If you're old enough to vote for President and to die for your country, you're old enough to have a cold beer. Any other argument is bullshit. Period.
Porn?	Yes, please!
Suicide?	I refuse to heap abuse on some poor soul who's so fucked up they need to die. So yes.
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Comments

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

We agree on so many of those, it's scary.

[dreamline.livejournal.com]

Hell yes!

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

You've got two choices - get naturalized or get out and come back when you're ready to get naturalized.

I find people who say this have never had direct dealings with INS.

Try it sometime.

I'm not 'naturalised'. Should I get my butt out of here, then, because I'm not theoretically legal at this point, despite being married to a US Citizen?

[weekendwench.livejournal.com]

you are not nationalized but you are also not ILLEGAL that is the difference