It gets WORSE:
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NEW ORLEANS, Dec. 8 (UPI) -- Louisiana police Wednesday were testing Jell-O
snacks brought to school by an 8-year-old, which officials said resembled a
popular tavern drink.
The Terrytown girl was suspended from her elementary school for nine days under the school's drug policy, Jefferson Parish public schools spokesman Jeff Nowakowski told the New Orleans Times-Picayune.
He said the snacks resembled an alcohol mixture known as "Jell-O shots," and
whether or not they actually contained alcohol, the youngster violated the drug policy banning "look-alike" drugs and intending to distribute them.
The girl's mother told television interviews there was no alcohol in the 30
Jell-O snacks she prepared for her daughter to sell to schoolmates to raise
money for Christmas presents.
The girl will have to undergo a drug assessment program, counseling and drug
testing before she can come back to school, Nowakowski said.
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IT'S JELLO, YOU GIBBERING FUCKING FOOLS! Jesus, fuck and Liberace this is beyond pathetic!
kansas_dave)NEW ORLEANS, Dec. 8 (UPI) -- Louisiana police Wednesday were testing Jell-O
snacks brought to school by an 8-year-old, which officials said resembled a
popular tavern drink.
The Terrytown girl was suspended from her elementary school for nine days under the school's drug policy, Jefferson Parish public schools spokesman Jeff Nowakowski told the New Orleans Times-Picayune.
He said the snacks resembled an alcohol mixture known as "Jell-O shots," and
whether or not they actually contained alcohol, the youngster violated the drug policy banning "look-alike" drugs and intending to distribute them.
The girl's mother told television interviews there was no alcohol in the 30
Jell-O snacks she prepared for her daughter to sell to schoolmates to raise
money for Christmas presents.
The girl will have to undergo a drug assessment program, counseling and drug
testing before she can come back to school, Nowakowski said.
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IT'S JELLO, YOU GIBBERING FUCKING FOOLS! Jesus, fuck and Liberace this is beyond pathetic!
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Re: Good god!
Date: 2004-12-14 02:51 am (UTC)Glad that kid in LA didn't bring tamarindo to school. These asshats would probably have thought it looked too much like Mexican Brown heroin.