docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2004-12-22 09:49 pm

More fun with the mindless baboons known as the Parents Television Council

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE PARENTS TELEVISION COUNCIL! Give your children, and all the children of America, a holiday gift that can change their lives!

A tax-deductible gift to the Parents Television Council will help us eradicate graphic sex, gratuitous violence and profanity on broadcast TV and radio. Your gift will also help ensure that the FCC upholds broadcast indecency laws and that Hollywood and their sponsors take responsibility for the entertainment they produce as well as its potential effects on our children.

So this holiday season consider putting the gift of a world without unwelcome gratuitous sex, violence and profanity in every home. Visit our secure online gift site by clicking here.

If you prefer, you can send in a gift by mail to the address below
The Parents Television Council ? 707 Wilshire Blvd Ste 2075 ? Los Angeles, CA 90017

www.ParentsTV.org"

Oh, you can best believe I'm going to send them a letter tomorrow but it's not going to have any money in it.

(Snagged from the wise and holy Eschaton)

[identity profile] dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com 2004-12-23 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, I can't really argue with wanting less violence on television. I just disagree with why they want to end it, and how far they want to go.

[identity profile] dandelion-diva.livejournal.com 2004-12-23 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I hate those fuckers.

Dear assholes,

I'll monitor what my kid watches and make sure its okay for her. Don't need you doing my job for me and definitely don't need you making sure that everything on television is safe for a four year old. If you want to watch Telletubies for adults, go right ahead. My daughter is asleep and I'm ready for CSI.

Go fuck yourselves sideways with a stone dildo.

Kisses,

Gessi

Yeah, probably shouldn't send that. But writing it was fun. :)

Isn't that Wildmon's group? I've been sending scarcastic letters to that fuck for...ages now. For some reason, it doesn't seem to have an affect. :)

Love you.

[identity profile] nsingman.livejournal.com 2004-12-23 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
To whom do we write if we want less gratuitous violence, and more gratuitous sex?

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-12-23 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Your beloved Jungle Goddess, I'd wager. ;)

[identity profile] nsingman.livejournal.com 2004-12-23 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That sex is never gratuitous. It's been expensive as hell!

Oh, did I type that out loud? :-)

[identity profile] foxsynergy.livejournal.com 2004-12-23 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of these people need to be given unwelcome gratuitous sex.

[identity profile] blackthornglade.livejournal.com 2004-12-23 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
One of our local morning djs is most likely going to be fined by the FCC to the tune of 220,000 (which the station will pay, of course) for offending people's morals.

His offense?

Having Naked Twister broadcast on the air. The contestants? Strippers and porn stars.

This is something that they've done ever couple of months for the last 6 years that I've been here (and I suspect longer than that). Not to mention the naked snow angels that they get callers to come down and do for tickets to this or that show.

Dude. It's *RADIO*. Who cares if they's nekkid!

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-12-23 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You've got to be kidding me. Can you find an email for the DJ?