So much for that mouthful of coffee...

[docwebster]

Those who saw my post of yesterday about Schwarzie Arnoldnegger's nightmare inducing line from Letterman will appreciate that as I sat with my mug of coffee to watch that icon of kitsch, The Regis And Kelly Show, that when they announced today's guest for Tough Guy Week was the aforementioned Ahnuld I nearly spit the coffee across the room.

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[Regis] So Arnie, what have you been up to recently?
[Arnold] Well Regis, I haff been masturbating.
[Regis] Excuse me?
[Arnold] Well, when I tink about you I touch myself *reaches down to rub his crotch*
[Kelly] Oh my lord!
[Regis] Down big guy ... just relax a moment
[Arnold] Dance for me rege
[Regis] Hey now!
[Arnold] Who wants to be a an Arnie Millionaire!
[Regis] Kelly! Call 911! HELP!
[Kelly] I'm watching him deflower you buttkisser. I ever tell you yer like Dick Clark, but with less talent?
[Arnold] Hasta la regis, baby