Hello.

[docwebster]

My name is Ethel and I live on Mars. I drive a chicken.

Comments

[poisoned-flower.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of when Rimmer is dressed in that girly outfit with the hand puppet, and discusses with Lister, Cat and Kryten about their freedom with the King of the Potato People. Can't remember what episode it's from - but it's damn funny.

S xxx

[drowned-sorrow.livejournal.com]

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

That would be the Computer Virus Episode!

[livingdeadgyrl.livejournal.com]

Damn, the gas prices on that thing must be a bitch!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Do you know how hard it is to get one of those damn things to climb hills - never mind how hard it is to get it to go up hills when the giant electric penguins have had their concrete socks on all night?

[livingdeadgyrl.livejournal.com]

Lol.

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

So what kind of mileage do you get?

Gessi

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Elbow

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I used to drive a chicken. Then the damn thing shredded the gear box, and needed a cluck job...

Really?

[sailorjim.livejournal.com]

What year?

Re: Really?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

2047. It involves a very silly accident involving a carton of Egg Beaters, an owner's manual from a Ford Volvo, an audiotape of "Time Enough For Love", a crowbar, a Brownian motion producer and a nice, hot cup of tea.

Re: Really?

[sailorjim.livejournal.com]

Huh ... well, do the future models actually cross roads?

Re: Really?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Yes, but they get into endless existential quandaries about why they did it.

[hellfirefae.livejournal.com]

mmmm chicken

[the-unnamable.livejournal.com]

She’s got a chicken to ride,
She’s got a chicken to ride,
She’s got a chicken to ride,
But she don’t care.

[shadowduchess.livejournal.com]

You should really move to Uranus you'd get more thigh for your cluck.