Hello.

[docwebster]

My name is Ethel and I live on Mars. I drive a chicken.

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[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Do you know how hard it is to get one of those damn things to climb hills - never mind how hard it is to get it to go up hills when the giant electric penguins have had their concrete socks on all night?

[livingdeadgyrl.livejournal.com]

Lol.