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Our weapon . . . Time Control! LISTEN to the Third Nostril! As a true SubGenius you are Blessed! Yes, Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods is yours for the TAKING. The SubGenius needs no Public Rant to refill his Slack. Yet he still - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - knows the world OWES him Slack! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the very image of the perfect Dobbshead is no more meaningful than a ROACH on the FLOOR but sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS always COMES to those who have found true SLACK! Burn the Normals! Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! You must UNMASK the False Prophets who have not the Bleeding Head . . . like CYNICAL lemmings, they want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They have NO hope, while the true SubGenius can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM.

Go HERE if you need information on how to turn your internet CONNECTION to helping get back the slack THE CONSPIRACY stole away! BE THERE.. or fry in HELL on earth alongside THE PINK BOYS! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWKEN!

Yrs,
The Very IrReverend Docwell Q. Webster, Esq.
Purveyor of Certain Things, Lead Lined Cardboard Socks, and SUPER Genius.. or something.