Knickers, 1914.
Jun. 22nd, 2002 11:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Floor Manager Hold it. Hold it. Now, who changed the caption? Can whoever changed the caption put the right one back immediately please.
CAPTION: 'YPRES 1914'
Floor Manager Right. All right, we'll take it again from the top. Cue. (back to identical shot of harmonica-playing tommy with caption superimposed; slow pull out as before, then floor manager rushes on again) Hold it. Hold it. (he goes behind some sandbags looking extremely irritated) Come on. Come on, out of there. (he hauls a spaceman and hustles him off the set) You're not in this ... you're only holding the whole thing up. (turning to studio as a whole) Come on please. It's no good, loves. It's no good. We'll have to leave it for now. Come back when everyone's settled down a bit. So-that means we go over to the News Room, all right? So cue camera three! (cut to Che Guevara caught in a hot embrace with Karl Marx) Sorry, camera four.
CAPTION: 'YPRES 1914'
Floor Manager Right. All right, we'll take it again from the top. Cue. (back to identical shot of harmonica-playing tommy with caption superimposed; slow pull out as before, then floor manager rushes on again) Hold it. Hold it. (he goes behind some sandbags looking extremely irritated) Come on. Come on, out of there. (he hauls a spaceman and hustles him off the set) You're not in this ... you're only holding the whole thing up. (turning to studio as a whole) Come on please. It's no good, loves. It's no good. We'll have to leave it for now. Come back when everyone's settled down a bit. So-that means we go over to the News Room, all right? So cue camera three! (cut to Che Guevara caught in a hot embrace with Karl Marx) Sorry, camera four.
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Date: 2002-06-22 06:28 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-06-22 06:31 pm (UTC)