FUCK Bill O'Reilly
Feb. 8th, 2005 02:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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O'Reilly:"when you become pregnant, you lose control of your body. you've made the decision to be come pregnant, so when you become pregnant, you're sharing your body with someone else. that forfeits your right to have total control."
Woman Caller:"i'm sorry, but i don't agree with you."
O'Reilly:"well, you have to. that's the way it is."
Falafel Man proceeded to then hang up on the woman and call her "a liberal who doesn't know what she's talking about", and then went to a commercial.
And just because I'm pissed off and in the perfect mood to do so, here's a cartoon from the wise and holy![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scottbateman that pretty much sums up President Bucky The Wonder Chimp's budget.
o_reallyfactor)O'Reilly:"when you become pregnant, you lose control of your body. you've made the decision to be come pregnant, so when you become pregnant, you're sharing your body with someone else. that forfeits your right to have total control."
Woman Caller:"i'm sorry, but i don't agree with you."
O'Reilly:"well, you have to. that's the way it is."
Falafel Man proceeded to then hang up on the woman and call her "a liberal who doesn't know what she's talking about", and then went to a commercial.
And just because I'm pissed off and in the perfect mood to do so, here's a cartoon from the wise and holy
scottbateman that pretty much sums up President Bucky The Wonder Chimp's budget.
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Date: 2005-02-09 03:09 am (UTC)Bill O'Reilly attacked by gang of masked individuals in city center alley late last night. O'Reilly found unconscious in park next morning after having been impregnated with his own clone.
Officals say probably nobody wanted to rape him so instead they subjected him to a hideous medical experiment. Bill says O'Really!
Whitehouse says "No comment" as Bush's head explodes.