I find it odd. I mean, you'd think someone would notice if they'd LOST their *penis*. It's not like a set of car keys you can whistle for if you misplace them. On the other hand, the mental image of a penis having a whistle-activated locator is way funnier than it has any right to be.
Makes me have a hideous mental image of that one scene at the end of The Two Doctors with Pat Troughton and that remote control, whistling up the.. I think I'll stop now.
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What a COCK-UP!