Yes, I know you've seen this three million other places.

[docwebster]

Cry me a river. I'm doing it (ahem) because I'm looking forward to the very likely spirited responses from you wonderful freaks.

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

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Hmmmm ... tough call, actually.

[sailorjim.livejournal.com]

It's a toss up between:

"Now exactly where did I put that .45?"

and the kinder, gentler,

"Now exactly where did I put that .22?"

Re: Hmmmm ... tough call, actually.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Must have something to do with where I live. You know, Missouri loves company.