Yes, I know you've seen this three million other places.

[docwebster]

Cry me a river. I'm doing it (ahem) because I'm looking forward to the very likely spirited responses from you wonderful freaks.

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

Comments

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

Who drank more Guinness... you or me? :)

[stypica.livejournal.com]

same as with everyone else "Damn, I have to pee!" =D

Hmmmm ... tough call, actually.

[sailorjim.livejournal.com]

It's a toss up between:

"Now exactly where did I put that .45?"

and the kinder, gentler,

"Now exactly where did I put that .22?"

Re: Hmmmm ... tough call, actually.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Must have something to do with where I live. You know, Missouri loves company.

[shadowduchess.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO!!!

[kshandra]

Goddamnit, he's snoring again....

*gd&r*

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

still? :)

[madsqueeble.livejournal.com]

_Holy ZOMG freaking dipshit, what the HELL are you doing HERE?!_

or alternatively,

'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MOTHER?!'

[jarlsberg71.livejournal.com]

you are *such* a cover hog! (rolls over and goes back to sleep taking 90% of the blankets)

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm - you wanna do that again?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

YES!

*cough*

[linnea4.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmm good... He's still here....

[inkmistress.livejournal.com]

HEH! He had sleep in the wet spot!
I wonder if he'll make me some pancakes?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I do make rather spiffy pancakes, if I do say so myself.

[foxsynergy.livejournal.com]

I'd think that it's a shame I couldn't remember the awesome party I'd apparently hosted the night before.

[guruwench.livejournal.com]

*shakes head*

What universe is it this morning? And where's calishar (my beloved)?

[president-dubya.livejournal.com]

I would think you had drugged me with evil homo pills, and hope I wasn't in a red state.

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

Those aren't PILLOWS!!!!

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should ask dirtynumbangel *runs away*

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaahaahahaaaaaahahahaahahaha. You win!

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

God I hope your gf doesn't kill me. (quick look for my clothes)