Yes, I know you've seen this three million other places.

[docwebster]

Cry me a river. I'm doing it (ahem) because I'm looking forward to the very likely spirited responses from you wonderful freaks.

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

Comments

[stypica.livejournal.com]

same as with everyone else "Damn, I have to pee!" =D