Yes, I know you've seen this three million other places.

[docwebster]

Cry me a river. I'm doing it (ahem) because I'm looking forward to the very likely spirited responses from you wonderful freaks.

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

Comments

[madsqueeble.livejournal.com]

_Holy ZOMG freaking dipshit, what the HELL are you doing HERE?!_

or alternatively,

'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MOTHER?!'