I just thought this needed to be said.

[docwebster]

Carrot Top must die.

Now, the only question that remains is how to accomplish this. So, what I need from you folks is how this might best be accomplished. The method should be ideally be humiliating, violent, and did I mention humiliating?

So get cracking, folks.

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If it's any consolation

[wylddelirium.livejournal.com]

A local college decided to have Carrot Top as a fundraising event. I don't know exactly know what they were thinking. At first, their advertising was all about the college - the show was not open to the public.

They sold about six tickets. For a theater that seats 1000.

So next they took out a few radio spots announcing they had opened it to the public.

They sold three more. Nine tickets for a 1000 seat theater.

Finally, they reimbursed the nine people and gave the tickets away free.

About 70 people showed up, most of them drunk and disorderly.
Most heckled more than listened.

Re: If it's any consolation

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

*sniff* You've restored my faith in humanity.