docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2002-07-01 08:29 pm

I just thought this needed to be said.

Carrot Top must die.

Now, the only question that remains is how to accomplish this. So, what I need from you folks is how this might best be accomplished. The method should be ideally be humiliating, violent, and did I mention humiliating?

So get cracking, folks.

[identity profile] josette.livejournal.com 2002-07-02 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Put him on top of one of those NYC Big Apple Tour buses chained to a payphone. Drive him thru all the neighborhoods in Brooklyn that Realtor.com has rated "much higher than national average" in crime. That should do it.