When she said "leave the toilet seat down"

[docwebster]

She by God meant leave the toilet seat down!

Woman Flushes Boyfriend's Penis Down Toilet

To quote George Takei: "Oh my!"

Comments

[shadowduchess.livejournal.com]

My question is...why cut it off during sex and then bring him to the hospital after flushing it?
Perhaps she was trying to give him a real cheap transgender op?
GEEZ...*shivers*

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Honey, before we go to the hospital....do you have everything? I don't want to get there and realize we left something at home.

;-)

Two comments

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

1. As I've said many, many times, lesbians aren't man-haters. Ain't NOBODY hates men like some heterosexual women. (Note that despite all the fears, it's the straight gals who lop off penii, and they don't use a labrys to do it.)

2. crews searched for and recovered the organ from the sewer, police said ... "Honey, I'm finally home... you would not BELIEVE the day I've had at work. Well yeah, search and rescue stuff, but not like usual."

Re: Two comments

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Note I didn't even make a dicking around on the job joke... D'OH!

[bassbone.livejournal.com]

An unusual assault indeed.

*crosses legs*

[josette.livejournal.com]

I'll have to casually mention this to my brother JT next time he's bitching about his future ex-wife and/or his pregnant ex-girlfriend. I'm sure between the two of them they could make sure it's not recoverable. How do you clean up something that was distributed in the sewage system? I mean in a medical-grade it's-going-to-be-reattached kind of way.