docwebster | If you're opposed to Bush's privatization plan, you're racist.

(Snagged, of course, from the wise and holy Eschaton.)

"And so there are guidelines as to what you can invest in. I was being somewhat facetious on the lottery -- but really not. There's a proper risk reward, a portfolio that will allow you as a younger worker to pick a mix of stocks and bonds. Oh, I know they say certain people aren't capable of investing, you know, the investor class. It kind of sounds like to me, you know, a certain race of people living in a certain area. I believe everybody's got the capability of being in the investor class."

Everybody got that?

But that's okay, because it has about as much chance of coming to a vote as Britney Spears has of not being an annoying little fake breasted twirp.