I need out of this state, and I need out now.

[docwebster]

I found this in Yuggoth's journal.

Words are failing me, completely and utterly. Can somebody explain to me WHAT the FUCK is wrong with people?

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Here's an Idea...

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

We as broadcasters make every effort to find out where this guy is, once he's released, and publish, broadcast, and forward his address to as many decent-yet-militant people we know. We have them corner this guy, take super-heated razorblades, and slowly, over the course of two or three DAYS, lacerate and burn every square millimeter of his body veeeeeeerrry slowly.
They'll also keep a crash cart and stimulants handy so we can keep him alive for as long as possible. At the end of the third day (or whenever it's obvious he can't be kept alive much longer), dip his body in a tub full of lemon juice. Then drain it out and fill it with sulfuric acid to dissolve the corpse, so there's nothing left for the family to bury.

This man will never be grieved! If I were his father, I'd pay his bail, take him out of the country, and have him fed to a cannibal tribe. At least then someone would get some benefit out of his having existed at all.

Damn! I missed M*A*S*H because of this... Now I REALLY hate him!