Didja hear the one

[docwebster]

About the guy who dropped an explosive on his mother?

The judge was quick to put him away, for truly it is written..

"It was a clear case of mine over mater."

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[pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com]

moan

[dreamline.livejournal.com]

groan

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

What about the soldier who admited to his dad that he joined a Nazi barbershop?

He admitted to "Frater, I sing with the enemy".

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

*pales*

Dear Lord, that was awful.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I'll make a note of that.

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

I think we're all in a chord on that.

[bassbone.livejournal.com]

Ouch.. Y'oughtta post that to puns.