docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2005-03-23 09:22 pm
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Didja hear the one

About the guy who dropped an explosive on his mother?

The judge was quick to put him away, for truly it is written..

"It was a clear case of mine over mater."
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[identity profile] pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
moan

[identity profile] dreamline.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
groan

[identity profile] sinboy.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
What about the soldier who admited to his dad that he joined a Nazi barbershop?

He admitted to "Frater, I sing with the enemy".

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
*pales*

Dear Lord, that was awful.

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make a note of that.

[identity profile] sinboy.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we're all in a chord on that.

[identity profile] bassbone.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch.. Y'oughtta post that to [livejournal.com profile] puns.
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