Oh, for F****'S sake!

[docwebster]

(snagged from yendi)

As insane as it might sound, the MPAA is cease and desist letters to fanfic site for using the ratings system!

No, really!

But then again the galloping paranoiacs yabbering idiots people at Freemasonrywatch.org are on the case, because the street layout of Washington is proof the whole city is Satanic.. or something.

Future headline: "Actor Christopher Eccleston was admitted to hospital today after having his head shoved up his own rectum and his bollocks kicked up between his teeth by aggrieved Doctor Who fans. On the up side, the new placement of his head renders him perfectly fit for the post of Director General of the BBC."

STOP THE PRESSES EDIT: But wait, it gets better!

Confused Cops Swarm Woman After Birth

"A woman rushing to a hospital to give birth hit a few stops along the way - first at a gas station where she delivered the baby herself, then when confused police ordered her out of the car at gunpoint."

Calgon, for f*ck's sake, TAKE ME AWAY!

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EDDIE IZZARD FOR DOCTOR WHO!

[disgruntledgrrl.livejournal.com]

Let's see if he'll do it this time!