I've been saying that for years. I'm glad someone finally agrees with me.
also, she apparently feels the need to show off every tooth in her head every single time she smiles, and you could get seriously schnockered if you created a drinking game that required you to take a shot whenever she said "creamy".
for extra fun, throw in "one shot for every time she says 'you guys!!!' to her friends" and "one shot for every time you see a molar" and you're talking alcohol poisoning before the second commercial =)
THANK YOU! bobble headed... how the hell is she Italian. She looks like NONE of the women in my family. a little crosseyed too. she should have such low self esteem that she would be happy with whatever doc could do to get her offa my Teevee
Never seen he myself, but from here on out, I'm requesting innoculation histories and a full, notarized psyche profile from anyone who wants me to lick them...
The only exceptions would be Fairuza Balk and Christina Ricci...
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Date: 2005-04-07 08:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 09:00 pm (UTC)Besides, the parts I'd be lickin' are niiiiiiiice and proportionate. Hee.
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Date: 2005-04-07 09:02 pm (UTC)also, she apparently feels the need to show off every tooth in her head every single time she smiles, and you could get seriously schnockered if you created a drinking game that required you to take a shot whenever she said "creamy".
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Date: 2005-04-07 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-07 09:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 11:28 pm (UTC)Your computer hates me:(
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Date: 2005-04-08 12:00 am (UTC)Excuse me while I go pour an entire tray of ice cubes down my pants.
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Date: 2005-04-08 12:15 am (UTC)which computer? the frankenstein one? whyfor it hates you?
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Date: 2005-04-08 12:20 am (UTC)yeah, frankenstein whupped my ass - but it may be my monitor that's bad... more details later:)
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Date: 2005-04-07 10:54 pm (UTC)Re: "Creamy"
Date: 2005-04-07 11:24 pm (UTC)but am I wrong? I think not. I'm totally sending her a thesaurus for her birthday. with highlighted bits.
also, re: your man Alton: he is utterly the man.
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Date: 2005-04-07 11:34 pm (UTC)Re: "Creamy"
Date: 2005-04-08 12:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-08 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 09:46 pm (UTC)The only exceptions would be Fairuza Balk and Christina Ricci...
FEAR ME!!!
please???
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Date: 2005-04-07 10:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 10:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 10:53 pm (UTC)She has a HUGE head and a stick body! The reason you want to lick her is that she resembles a LOLLIPOP! Now Alton my man, he's GOOD EATS!
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Date: 2005-04-07 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-08 01:03 am (UTC)Now Rachel Ray on the other hand.... mmmmm yum.
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Date: 2005-04-08 02:58 am (UTC)It really bothers me.
Besides, I really do prefer Alton Brown.
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Date: 2005-04-08 08:35 pm (UTC)She's my kitchen idol!