[personal profile] docwebster
She, it must be said, is utterly lickable. Just sayin'.

Date: 2005-04-07 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robont.livejournal.com
her head is too big for her body ;-)

Date: 2005-04-07 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
And you think I give a shit about that because? *laugh*

Besides, the parts I'd be lickin' are niiiiiiiice and proportionate. Hee.

Date: 2005-04-07 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suriel.livejournal.com
I've been saying that for years. I'm glad someone finally agrees with me.

also, she apparently feels the need to show off every tooth in her head every single time she smiles, and you could get seriously schnockered if you created a drinking game that required you to take a shot whenever she said "creamy".

Date: 2005-04-07 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Ya know, that sounds like a plan.

Date: 2005-04-07 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com
as if you'd ever resist a drinking game. ;-)

Date: 2005-04-07 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suriel.livejournal.com
for extra fun, throw in "one shot for every time she says 'you guys!!!' to her friends" and "one shot for every time you see a molar" and you're talking alcohol poisoning before the second commercial =)

Date: 2005-04-07 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bludfeast.livejournal.com
...and a special "Consume All remaining beverage" clause if she ever says, "Hi Bob."

Date: 2005-04-07 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stypica.livejournal.com
at that rate we'd be seeing prime "Suriel on Giada" action in no time!

Your computer hates me:(

Date: 2005-04-08 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
...

Excuse me while I go pour an entire tray of ice cubes down my pants.

Date: 2005-04-08 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suriel.livejournal.com
and then you woke up :D

which computer? the frankenstein one? whyfor it hates you?

Date: 2005-04-08 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stypica.livejournal.com
first denied the naked tickle fights - now this? what kind of erotic fantasy are you? jeez.

yeah, frankenstein whupped my ass - but it may be my monitor that's bad... more details later:)

Re: "Creamy"

Date: 2005-04-07 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarlsberg71.livejournal.com
Diet coke all over the screen!

Re: "Creamy"

Date: 2005-04-07 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suriel.livejournal.com
*grin*

but am I wrong? I think not. I'm totally sending her a thesaurus for her birthday. with highlighted bits.

also, re: your man Alton: he is utterly the man.

Re: "Creamy"

Date: 2005-04-07 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarlsberg71.livejournal.com
He is a truly great guy in person. Giada, well I'd kick her right off food network and right into the Doc's Bedroom.

Re: "Creamy"

Date: 2005-04-08 12:00 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-04-07 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatvoiceguy.livejournal.com
Ehh. She needs a sammich. Sorry.

Date: 2005-04-08 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spitecandy.livejournal.com
THANK YOU! bobble headed... how the hell is she Italian. She looks like NONE of the women in my family. a little crosseyed too. she should have such low self esteem that she would be happy with whatever doc could do to get her offa my Teevee

Date: 2005-04-07 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bludfeast.livejournal.com
Never seen he myself, but from here on out, I'm requesting innoculation histories and a full, notarized psyche profile from anyone who wants me to lick them...

The only exceptions would be Fairuza Balk and Christina Ricci...


FEAR ME!!!
please???

Date: 2005-04-07 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Not that you're bitter or anything. ;)

Date: 2005-04-07 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiddenmuse.livejournal.com
Kellie's dad loves the show and calls her "Guido" for some reason ... hehe.

Date: 2005-04-07 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarlsberg71.livejournal.com
Excuse me as I edit you off my friends list ;)

She has a HUGE head and a stick body! The reason you want to lick her is that she resembles a LOLLIPOP! Now Alton my man, he's GOOD EATS!

Date: 2005-04-07 11:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-04-08 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakyme.livejournal.com
I agree with the lollipop folks. Her heads too big.. by a lot and her body's too small.

Now Rachel Ray on the other hand.... mmmmm yum.

Date: 2005-04-08 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pagawne.livejournal.com
I think what I object to the most is the Vasaline on the teeth.
It really bothers me.

Besides, I really do prefer Alton Brown.

Date: 2005-04-08 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inkmistress.livejournal.com
Ok Fellas...Giada & Rachel may be cute, but if you want a woman who's REALLY gonna know how to feed you, it's Paula Deen!

She's my kitchen idol!
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