Yet another candidate for physical abuse.

[docwebster]

Gordon Ramsay needs to be beaten flat with a shovel and turned into an umbrella after having his bollocks forcibly removed via his toenails and shoved up his misbegotten nose.

Discuss.

(For those who wonder who in the world I'm talking about, he's a famous chef from England whose entire management skills repertoire consists of extremely foul language and bullying tactics aplenty. He's bloody Count Dracula in a chef uniform, only about as appealing as congealed dog vomit.)

Comments

[drake57.livejournal.com]

"agoraphobic amoeba" hey i resemble that remark!

[violet-black.livejournal.com]

LOL.. From somebody who has to force herself to leave the house..I can relate.

[drake57.livejournal.com]

It can be hard to leave the house,let alone go somewhere...hope you do a better job of that than me :)

[violet-black.livejournal.com]

Hmm, looking for a new friend at all? :)

[drake57.livejournal.com]

Always good to have a new friend i say! :)