You want war, fundies?

[docwebster]

God Hates Stupid Homophobes!
Another rant from your neighborhood angry_biscuit
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You got it. Flame on.

Comments

[pagawne.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ NEVER taught hate. When will people learn that?

[shadowduchess.livejournal.com]

Humans utterly confuse me.

[estaratshirai.livejournal.com]

Every year, I go do the AIDS Walk in my county. Every year, we reach a certain corner where "the fundies" are waiting to yell at us about how God hates the queers. Since there are literally thousands of us and five of them, there's a certain poignant quality to it.

This year, they were down to three. My son, being a cruel little creature, suggested that perhaps the other two had died of AIDS.

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

The guy on the right holding the "God Abhors You" sign looks like a total homo. Maybe he should have worn a suit. And why is he holding an electrical plugin outlet...thing.

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

Fundies believe that puns and allegories prove things. He probably has it to "demonstrate" that male only goes with female.

He has that smug look on his face that conservatives get when they're thinking "Ho ho, you're too stupid even to see that I've just won the argument by showing you why I'm obviously right in terms even a child could understand! See, the plugs don't fit. Do I have to talk slower?"

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* You're totally right. Haha. Nice icon, too, by the way.

[griffen.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

Okay, you just scored one keyboard kill. You bad person, you.

[fernblatt.livejournal.com]

Hey Griffen -- The reason the hate-mongers don't see the other prohibitions in Leviticus (shellfish, keeping kosher, etc) is they lack B-12 and essential amino acids causing them to partially lose some vision, which has the odd effect of making certain passages in the bible unreadable to them.

LOL

[fernblatt.livejournal.com]

The icon is too much!!

[necrotica.livejournal.com]

Heh, this is on my friends list twice in a row.

I could barely restrain myself when I saw this crap going on in Topeka while I was living there.

[fernblatt.livejournal.com]

The reason the hate-mongers don't see the other prohibitions in Leviticus (shellfish, keeping kosher, etc) is they lack B-12 and essential amino acids causing them to partially lose some vision, which has the odd effect of making certain passages in the bible unreadable to them.

RE: Fight on

[n-1-n.livejournal.com]

You know, it occurs to me that if a man isn't aroused by the idea of 2 women makin' out, Well... Besides, they say if someone gets uptight about that then it just means they're unsure about their own sexuality.

Fundies SUCK

[n-1-n.livejournal.com]

Remember, keep fighting and you'll win. Besides, God ADORES you anyway. Fundies SUCK (Stupid Ugly Crazy Klansmen)