More from the Rick Santorum freakshow!
Jul. 19th, 2005 09:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Rick Santorum is in the National Review today.
The problem with Rick Santorum is that every time he talks about sex, that little part of all of us that wants to run into a preschool and yell "fuckslut" or go to a born-again church and scream about how God loves to come in our backyards for our milkshakes, well, it just grows a hundredfold, and the restraint that most of us show just flies out the window. As a Senator, however, Santorum finds himself frequently faced with many of the most pressing issues of penis insertion that have ever faced America - and so he must speak, lest his lack of self-control be manifested by fucking his desk on the Senate floor. (There's a knothole that's just the right size, y'know.)
Rick Santorum is in the National Review today.
The problem with Rick Santorum is that every time he talks about sex, that little part of all of us that wants to run into a preschool and yell "fuckslut" or go to a born-again church and scream about how God loves to come in our backyards for our milkshakes, well, it just grows a hundredfold, and the restraint that most of us show just flies out the window. As a Senator, however, Santorum finds himself frequently faced with many of the most pressing issues of penis insertion that have ever faced America - and so he must speak, lest his lack of self-control be manifested by fucking his desk on the Senate floor. (There's a knothole that's just the right size, y'know.)
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Date: 2005-07-19 11:02 am (UTC)