How many neo-cons does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the
light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are
either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb
Accomplished';

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail
reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how
George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all
along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
country.

(Snagged from lubedpumpkin)