Greenslade: Ladles and jellyspoons, I would like to take this moment to announce tonight's episode of the highly esteemed, and frequently steamed, wireless-type Goon Show, titled: The Great Carrot Robbery; or, the Strange Case of the Two Hundred Foot Rabbit.
Seagoon: Well, you can't!
Greenslade: Why on earth not?
Seagoon: Because Grytpype-Thynne took it first. That's him, running off down the street carrying it.
Greenslade: That cad! How will I announce the show now?
Seagoon: You'll have to take a different moment!
Greenslade: Which one, then?
Seagoon: How about this one?
Greenslade: Alright then. Ladles and jellyspoons...
Can you imagine the faces of the uninformed pilots who'll be flying over this thing?
Captain Dave: Um, Mike...did you just see that. Co-captain Mike: Dave? Captain Dave: Uhhhhhhhhh.. Co-captain Mike: What? Captain Dave: A big pink bun......um, y'know...forget it.
That thing will be so nasty in a month's time, nobody will want to go near it. How do you keep it from soaking rainwater, mud, body fluids, bird doodoo, etc? Animals will take the wool and the stuffing for their nests. It will fade. It will smell. Park visitors will complain and they will have to take it down.
We've all seen stuffed animals and clothes left outside. It will be the biggest pile of ick in no time at all.
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Seagoon: Well, you can't!
Greenslade: Why on earth not?
Seagoon: Because Grytpype-Thynne took it first. That's him, running off down the street carrying it.
Greenslade: That cad! How will I announce the show now?
Seagoon: You'll have to take a different moment!
Greenslade: Which one, then?
Seagoon: How about this one?
Greenslade: Alright then. Ladles and jellyspoons...
Seagoon: Too late! You missed it.
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Captain Dave: Um, Mike...did you just see that.
Co-captain Mike: Dave?
Captain Dave: Uhhhhhhhhh..
Co-captain Mike: What?
Captain Dave: A big pink bun......um, y'know...forget it.
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And they had to use the word "erect", didn't they.
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Somewhere there's a ghostly peeg looking at this and thinkin' "Lunch!"
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A 300 foot long Tom Baker scarf for each President's head on Rushmore...
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Animals will take the wool and the stuffing for their nests. It will fade. It will smell. Park visitors will complain and they will have to take it down.
We've all seen stuffed animals and clothes left outside. It will be the biggest pile of ick in no time at all.
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It looks like a giant pile of fish shit with eyes.