"I'm going to bed now, and if you know what's good for you, you will have left this planet and settled for life on another world on the opposite side of the galaxy... Git!"
Do you have any idea what a fusili puns can do to your reputation? Before you penne joke like that, think about the time the Vice President made a pun in the Oval Office, and the President angrily cried "Fettucini!"
That was painful!
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Why fore art thou PUN-nishing me so?
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*thump*
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