docwebster | *BWAhahahahaha*

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wcg:

And now, for your entertainment...
Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

--
Dr. Catherine O'Neil
University of Denver
Department of Languages and Literatures

And what are apparently what would be my vampire names, first as my own name and secondly as Doc Webster. I must say I like the first one better, if only slightly.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:

Louis Deshoulières

Known in some parts of the world as:

Attila of The Crows

The Great Archives Record:

Intelligent, knowing, wise and shrewd. This winged one was cast from the firmament.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:

Ahab Cromwell

Known in some parts of the world as:

Master of The Danube

The Great Archives Record:

This one caused devastation along the banks of the Great River.

To get your own vamp name, go here.