"No matter how hard I twiddle it, I just can't seem to pick up Jazz FM"

[docwebster]

Coming soon: the mp3 breast implant

(snagged from auryn29a)

Okay, this absolutely begs for a meme of it's own:

Top 5 Songs On Your iBoobs mp3 player

1. I Like Big Tits - Joe Walsh
2. Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang (I mean, duh)
3. Theme from Twin Peaks
4. Boobsalot - The Holy Modal Rounders
5. Climb Every Mountain

Annnnnnnnd cue filkertom!

Comments

[kshandra]

I sure ain't holding it.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Darn the luck. *cough*

[guruwench.livejournal.com]

I ain't gonna hold it either.