This made me spew orange juice all over the monitor.

[docwebster]

Read the first sentence of the story very carefully and do so soon before somebody on the Reuters end wises up and edits it.

Comments

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Yay! Panty recall! Did you hear the sports story this morning? Something about Nutt says Dick in, Johnson out against Cocks?

[wylddelirium.livejournal.com]

That just sounds uncomfortable.

You should screen cap that (I would, but I don't know how) before they fix it.

[necrotica.livejournal.com]

I just did, heh.

[necrotica.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Oh my gods, that is a great start to my day.

[midnightmadness.livejournal.com]

That's a lot of panties.

Where's the beef?

[seawasp]

Between Wendy's Buns.

Re: Where's the beef?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

*hackhackcoughspewmoreorangejuice*

Okay, you win.

[stypica.livejournal.com]

mmmmm Maid Meat Panties... arrgrhrghrglgrgrhh

[tamdragon.livejournal.com]

Panties with E coli?!?!

[pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com]

it would make one strange yeast infection.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Kinky. I like it.

[mcsnee.livejournal.com]

They're branded "Lingerie Tartare," and are located in the deli section of finer sex shops everywhere.

[keshaphim.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

[madsqueeble.livejournal.com]

I suppose you'd wear them to attract beefcakes or whatever other terms you may use for manmeat.

Or perhaps it's a new trend...I mean, there is such a thing as edible condoms and underwear, right?

[keshaphim.livejournal.com]

Oi. that just made me gag.


oi.

[madsqueeble.livejournal.com]

Your animated furry icon creeped me out, so I guess we're even? ^^;

[keshaphim.livejournal.com]

LMAO! THAT'S FIZZGIG! Fizzgig from the Dark Crystal!

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

Oh that's too funny!

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Good lord! I can barely stand to handle raw meat, let alone have it touch my womanly parts! Ewwww!

[maralita.livejournal.com]

Thank you Clay for making me laugh out loud during work. Now everyone thinks I'm certifiably insane.

Panties with e-coli.... seriously.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

That's priceless. :)

[morganofthefay.livejournal.com]

hahaha...bless you for this!

[necrotica.livejournal.com]

No one at Reuters has wised up yet, hahahaha...

[linnea4.livejournal.com]

Since it's been up since the 1st, I don't think they will.

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha!

[foxsynergy.livejournal.com]

All sorts of vulgar and unnecessary meat jokes spring to mind. Oh, wow.

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Bad panties! Baaaaaaaad!

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

*snag* *repost*