docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2005-11-04 08:13 am
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This made me spew orange juice all over the monitor.

Read the first sentence of the story very carefully and do so soon before somebody on the Reuters end wises up and edits it.
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[identity profile] sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! Panty recall! Did you hear the sports story this morning? Something about Nutt says Dick in, Johnson out against Cocks?

[identity profile] wylddelirium.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That just sounds uncomfortable.

You should screen cap that (I would, but I don't know how) before they fix it.

[identity profile] necrotica.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing* Oh my gods, that is a great start to my day.

[identity profile] midnightmadness.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a lot of panties.
seawasp: (Arrival HKF)

Where's the beef?

[personal profile] seawasp 2005-11-04 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Between Wendy's Buns.

[identity profile] stypica.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
mmmmm Maid Meat Panties... arrgrhrghrglgrgrhh

[identity profile] tamdragon.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Panties with E coli?!?!

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinky. I like it.

[identity profile] mcsnee.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
They're branded "Lingerie Tartare," and are located in the deli section of finer sex shops everywhere.

[identity profile] keshaphim.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahahahaha!

[identity profile] madsqueeble.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose you'd wear them to attract beefcakes or whatever other terms you may use for manmeat.

Or perhaps it's a new trend...I mean, there is such a thing as edible condoms and underwear, right?

[identity profile] javagoth.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's too funny!

[identity profile] meezergal.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Good lord! I can barely stand to handle raw meat, let alone have it touch my womanly parts! Ewwww!

[identity profile] maralita.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you Clay for making me laugh out loud during work. Now everyone thinks I'm certifiably insane.

Panties with e-coli.... seriously.

[identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's priceless. :)

[identity profile] morganofthefay.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha...bless you for this!

[identity profile] necrotica.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
No one at Reuters has wised up yet, hahahaha...

[identity profile] yobadself.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha!

[identity profile] foxsynergy.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
All sorts of vulgar and unnecessary meat jokes spring to mind. Oh, wow.

[identity profile] hnybny.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Bad panties! Baaaaaaaad!

[identity profile] katharinakatt.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
*snag* *repost*
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