I didn't think it was possible, folks

[docwebster]

But it seems that freakish bitch Michelle Maglalang.. excuse me, Michelle Malkin has somebody on her site even more batshit crazy than she is. Genties and ladlemen, I give you Brian Maloney!

"Keep a sharp eye on fresh developments in both Canada and Cuba, two countries with rogue, corrupt and repressive regimes that don't know when to cut their losses and leave town."

That's right, kids! According to Brian, Canada's right up there with Cuba as far as repressive regimes go! Wow, what a story!

Please, if anybody who reads this actually believes this moron is right, please do humanity a favor and never, ever breed.

Comments

[frankenchris.livejournal.com]

Yes. They're such a repressive regime that they advocate the legalization of gay marriage and marijuana. It's a goddamned police ww

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

The many similarities between Cadana and Cuba are, of course, inherently obvious to those of us who have watched them carefully over the years while sucking down wood alcohol and bitters over golf ball cores.

I can only presume that "rogue" government, to this bozo, means the very, very typical "they don't agree with me" that neocons trumpet so unhesitatingly these days. Lackwit.

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

Canada and Cuba are obviously the same sort of untrustworthy: they both start with a capital-C and a vowel! That's good enough for me, bucko, and it ought to be good enough for you!

(s.c.f.t.h.i.)

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Worst part is, it is good enough for some people. (And I can't spell "Canada" this morning. Murfle.)

[guruwench.livejournal.com]

<rolling on the floor laughing herself silly>

<wipes tears of laughter from her eyes>

Oh, man, I needed that! (However, I will grant one of the charges above; corrupt, the Liberals definitely are - and have earned the moniker honestly, if that's not too much of a mindscrew.)

And at the same time, I have to say that one of the linked sites in the article you linked to above is one of the more frightening of our whackadoos, in my opinion. (Sorry, anyone who supports Stephen Harper is scary in my books.)

And the Alberta site listed is, well, shall we say...indicative of a certain mindset. A quote: "It is a frustrating business being a Liberal in Alberta. For sure, it is way more frustrating than being a conservative in Canada."

I'm sure I could say more, but I'll let someone with some intelligence do it. ;)

[ex-flexible.livejournal.com]

On first skimming the column, I found myself thinking "whoa...I should lay off the Sterno..."

Then I remembered that I don't drink Sterno.

Oops.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd love to see them try and invade... Candians burned down the Whitehouse once before, betcha they could do it again!

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

Heh... I'm betting he's just sick of Canadians confusing his name with Brian Mulroney and wanting to tar and feather him.