*cough*hack*spew tea*

[docwebster]

DENVER - Former FEMA Director Michael Brown, heavily criticized for his agency's slow response to Hurricane Katrina, is starting a disaster preparedness consulting firm to help clients avoid the sort of errors that cost him his job.

"If I can help people focus on preparedness, how to be better prepared in their homes and better prepared in their businesses — because that goes straight to the bottom line — then I hope I can help the country in some way," Brown told the Rocky Mountain News for its Thursday editions.

Comments

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Something tells me this is gonna be as successful as his horsebreeding was...

I predict his next press statement is going to be something along the lines of;
"Do you want fries with that?"

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping this is truly indicative of how clueless and divorced from reality cronies at his level are. Does he actually think that being a national laughingstock/horses's ass will help him in the field where he, er, made his mark?

[moropus.livejournal.com]

sounds like an infomercial.

"Learn from my mistakes in only a few easy lessons. Learn to do your actual job instead of drawing a huge check for being a dork, so when you are called upon, you can keep that gravy job that only requires you to work a few times a year."

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Maybe he should call it, "How NOT to cover your ass when you fuck up".

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Talk about the blind leading the blind .....

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is there will be at least a few people that give him money for this...