Doc Webster's Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate for the week ending February 4th

[docwebster]

Yes, friends, I have revived the famed Laugh In "Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate" award and I know you're all just dying of curiosity to hear who's won, so I'll just have my assistant Thing hand *ahem* me the award announcement. Thanks, Thing, and take a manicure out of petty cash.

Anyway, this week's Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate award goes to the so-called "Gang Of 14". Yes, friends and neighbors, these miserable sacks of living smegma stopped any chance of a filibuster on Alito. Thanks to you pieces of crap, we're now faced with yet another Supreme Court Justice who is on the bench to basically serve as a lapdog for the far right. I hope you two bit bastards enjoy watching a woman's right to choose thrown out the window with that bothersome piece of paper the Preznit wipes his ass with on a daily basis, the Constitution.

So here's to you, Gang Of 14 - may you all get sodomized by a gang of rampaging wildebeests. I sure can't think of a more deserving group of people to give the Finger this week.

Comments

[djenk.livejournal.com]

Sorry, don't agree. A filibuster would have, at best, forced Bush to trot out another judicial nominee just as eager to serve as a lapdog for the far-right. I'm fairly sure the list of those is long enough to keep the Senate in confirmation hearings forever. Besides, I simply fail to see Alito's ascension to the bench as the End Of The Constitution and The World As We Know It.