[personal profile] docwebster
Apparently Pat Robertson has prostate cancer.

(Pause)

*collapses in hysterical laughter*

Date: 2003-02-13 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auryn29a.livejournal.com
Doc! That's not nice!

*snicker*

Date: 2003-02-13 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyotterfae.livejournal.com
nownow..laughing at the suffering of a fellow human b...

aww, screw it..*gigglefit*
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Date: 2003-02-13 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ministerofsilly.livejournal.com
No no no no, it's OBVIOUSLY the cavorting of the satanic homosexuals that have caused the Allmighty to withdraw his protective hand from Pat's ass.....

Date: 2003-02-13 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] born-to-me.livejournal.com
No, no, NO. I did *not* want to think about God's protective hand on PR's ass. NO! *mindbleach stat!*

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Date: 2003-02-13 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Who says it was his protective hand? *innocent blink*

Date: 2003-02-23 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freyjaw.livejournal.com
Heh. Now I'm reminded of Lemmiwinks. And you know what Lemmiwinks reminds me of: my ex-bf!

Date: 2003-02-13 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com
Now, now, doc.. you know it isn't right to laugh at the suffering of our fellow human beings.

Pat, on the other hand. . .

Heh. I have some knowledge of what he's about to go through. Wonder if he's going to blame the ACLU for this one?

Date: 2003-02-13 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drdemure.livejournal.com
I have a hard time laughing or glorying in anyone's bout with cancer. However, I can't fail to notice the irony of the situation. Let's hope it makes him a better person.

Date: 2003-02-13 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrdbird.livejournal.com
*snerk* How ironic indeed.

In the same week as Michael Jackson going to
the *FOX* network to tell his side of his newest
debacle......

Maybe they should pick *him* up instead of The Osbournes.........

Date: 2003-02-13 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
"April in Pariiii, we broadcast a charlie..."

Date: 2003-02-13 10:37 am (UTC)
ext_415587: (Aladdin Sane)
From: [identity profile] revaladdinsane.livejournal.com
How could they tell? Did they pull his head out first?

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Date: 2003-02-13 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
OH!

Thank you folks, the Rev will be here all week! Remember to tip your wait staff and don't forget to try the flounder - the opening act did, and look what it got them - they floundered all night!

*badumpCHING*

Date: 2003-02-13 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femakita.livejournal.com
I've heard that one's head rubbing the prostate through the colon wall for prolonged periods of time can cause problems like that.

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Date: 2003-02-13 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Indeed. He should have gotten his head out of there years ago.

Date: 2003-02-13 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] at1guy.livejournal.com
Would have been better if Mr Robinson followed the teachings of his savor a tad closer, if only in the supposed spirit said ministry was given to the original apostles.(something about love and understanding and being a beacon toward ones fellows..but what the hell do I know) That having been said...There is a definite irony about it...but having lost my father to the same cancer...I wouldn't wish it on anyone or relish in the discovery of same on even someone known to pass judgment on others. Btw wasn't it Falwell who stated God removed his *protection* from this country due to our supposed sinfulness ?

Date: 2003-02-13 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] griffen.livejournal.com
*short snrk!*

Date: 2003-02-14 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
Errrmmm Is this a case of if you dont use it you lose it?


Sorry had to be said :)
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