docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2006-03-10 05:05 pm
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Ah, the perils of old age

I just phoned in our dinner order for the night and I was wondering why the voice sounded so chirpy. The answer to this dilemma was surprisingly simple, you see.

I had put the phone on the couch and was holding the credit card to my ear.

No, I'm not joking.
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[identity profile] framlingem.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Smooth.

(If it helps, I've done similar things, and I'm 21.)

[identity profile] hnybny.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
So, you cut out the middle man....big deal.

[identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
oh dear. That's classic

[identity profile] shadowduchess.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha...brilliant!
So, how long does the credit card take to deliver?

[identity profile] filkertom.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wish I could say I hadn't done exactly that sort of thing....

[identity profile] yobadself.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You are such a fucking dumbass. Haha. My icon is mocking you.

[identity profile] rubber-shirt.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just glad you weren't using an electric saw at the time!
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[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Pasta. Mmm.
ext_74: Baron Samadai in cat form (cybermeditation)

[identity profile] siliconshaman.livejournal.com 2006-03-11 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
BTDT... ask me about the time we couldn't find the remote, until someone looked in the fridge...

[thankfully the cheese hadn't been in the remotes holder long enough to go off.]

lol

[identity profile] katharinakatt.livejournal.com 2006-03-11 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
ROFL!
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